I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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