She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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