yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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