You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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