I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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