I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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