They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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