i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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