either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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