yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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