Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
