Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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