i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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