How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
