yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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