Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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