found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you didnt know i had herpes?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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