I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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