Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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