ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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