was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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