I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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