How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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