I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
