so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
