Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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