the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't deserve a penis
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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