that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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