The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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