I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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