Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The beer is more important than you right now.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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