I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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