So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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