the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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