went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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