The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
