I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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