I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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