Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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