Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
don't judge my taste in strippers
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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