He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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