Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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