Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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