I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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