I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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