I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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