we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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