Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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