what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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