he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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